status: Honest
True!
what do u mean my windows and blinds are wide open so everyone can hear me being crazy talking to my ipad. it feels like its the truman show what if they love listening to me
“Babes c’mon it’s our anniversary! Phones down!”
“Sorry babe,” mod 1 grasps your hand tenderly “the website has lost all traction I’m scrambling!”
“we’re ahead of our time honey don’t sweat it” mod 2 tenderly kisses mod 1 on the head. “You two and this website!” You proclaim exasperated,
“I don’t see what the big deal is can’t you just put in a little time for us, just for tonight, you’ve barely touched the caviar do you have any idea how expensive tonight is?”
“I’m sorry honey” says mod 2 “we’re both sorry, tonight is about celebrating us”
“Can you believe we’ve been ethically non monogamous for 3 years?” Mod 1 looks into your eyes sensually “I love you (y/n)! And Mod 2 I also love you the same amount!”
by Mossad
Seriously I would love to work in the infographics office in the psyop wing of the CIA
when u grow up somewhere too wealthy w no punk scene all the intense autistic ppl do theatre instead and hate themselves
okay okay. that’s enough schizoposting for one night😇
status: awesome
so glad to be saying bye to all those goody two shoes!! enjoy heaven squares 😝😝
by emochick420
status: melancholy but nice
like. summer is over once school starts. but now its Really over. i’m sort of excited for parts of fall but this was so the best summer ever i was hoping it might be eternal. oh well. had truly the best last weekend of summer ever. now kicking off fall abt to shit my pants off my dunkin latte & sitting on a ledge at school.